Vinny

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-10-23T14:47:00

2007-10-23T18:47:53Z

NotMattDickhaut (2:47:16 PM): i would be on the phone like... WOAH. wait a goddamn minute here. youre fat arent you?
NotMattDickhaut (2:47:17 PM): fuck this

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-10-22T08:17:00

2007-10-22T12:18:13Z

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-09-25T18:49:00

2007-09-25T22:48:39Z

goose532 (6:47:36 PM): i need a job
goose532 (6:47:41 PM): so i can get a car
goose532 (6:47:47 PM): and some sweet gear

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-09-21T16:44:00

2007-09-21T20:44:02Z

jonnyr0ckit (4:43:16 PM): do yuou wanna add him on myspace and comment on his blog

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-09-20T18:53:00

2007-09-20T22:53:16Z

Miiikkkkkke (6:52:23 PM): shouldnt u be reading the constitution or something
Miiikkkkkke (6:52:24 PM): im out
Miiikkkkkke (6:52:25 PM): p

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-09-04T22:59:00

2007-09-05T02:59:44Z

i am living outside of amherst for the first september of my adult life.

mixed emotions abound.

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-05-15T14:30:00

2007-05-15T18:30:45Z

best weekend ever <3

and yes, my weekends start on thursdays and end on tuesdays.

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-05-02T11:46:00

2007-05-02T15:49:02Z

goose532 (11:29:22 am): what do you do again
goose532 (11:29:24 am): at this job
old man milburn (11:29:32 am): office manager
goose532 (11:29:36 am): that should work i'm sure
goose532 (11:29:36 am): nice
goose532 (11:29:43 am): what kind of office
old man milburn(11:29:48 am): a study abroad program in amherst
goose532 (11:30:11 am): i can't wait until i'm qualified to have a job some day
old man milburn (11:35:06 am): dude
old man milburn (11:35:09 am): im the man
old man milburn (11:35:14 am): im handling phone calls
old man milburn (11:35:16 am): processing checks
goose532 (11:35:17 am): totally
old man milburn (11:35:18 am): im da man
goose532 (11:35:53 am): i'm eating a 7 layer crunch wrap in my pajamas
goose532 (11:39:11 am): guess i better start reinventing myself
old man milburn (11:45:02 am): mmm
goose532 (11:47:24 am): later
old man milburn (11:47:27 am): waht
goose532 (11:47:46 am): i'm going back to bed

oldmanmilburn @ 2007-04-04T10:55:00

2007-04-04T14:57:52Z

not only is the moan and dove ranked "the best beer bar in america," the soundtrack last night was "modest mouse - everywhere and his nasty parlor tricks"

it may be my new favorite place.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-12-07T17:23:00

2006-12-07T21:23:17Z

V: i got three new records today.
M: lemme guess the names!
-dark anxiety
-everlasting misfortune
-and either tears of blood or inner turmoil.
V: close....

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-30T21:41:00

2006-12-01T01:41:11Z

roommate: where are you going?
me: to party my ass off.
roommate: bring a girl home for me. and make sure shes extra drunk.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-30T20:29:00

2006-12-01T00:29:11Z

so every day at 8 am, my roommates cd alarm clock goes off playing a foo fighters song. it pisses me off. so today, i put in a converge cd and he woke up screaming about "hell music." he was jumping around and so confused he didnt know what to do.

ahahhahahha

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-20T01:42:00

2006-11-20T05:42:29Z

my roommate has watched "nacho libre" every single night for a week so far.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-16T16:16:00

2006-11-16T20:16:48Z

this guy: www.dradams.org

gave a talk at umass last night called "how to win friends and annoy feminists."

and then this happened:

Dr. Mike Adams got under the skin of many women when he came to UMass Wednesday to deliver his lecture "How to Win Friends and Irritate Feminists." But by the end of the night, the spotlight was focused on a male member of the audience.

Members of the audience, which included members of the Radical Student Union and the Independent Socialist Organization, interrupted Dr.Adams' lecture on many occasions, even asking Dr. Adams to "shut up" on one occasion.

A number of males who were dressed in women's clothing in protest of Dr. Adams' views on women's role in society and his harsh criticism of feminist movements at universities for taking advantage of harassment speech codes to silence their critics.

The sporadic interruptions and tension throughout the speech culminated, however, when Charles Peterson, a member of the Independent Socialist Organization, did not adhere to the question and answer format after Dr. Adams had finished his lecture.

Peterson took the microphone and began to go off on a number of issues that he disagreed with Dr. Adams on, but failed to ask a question.

Ben Duffy, a member of the UMass Republican Club, which was referred to by one student as the "goon squad," made physical contact with Peterson after he was asked numerous times to ask a question, but refused.

After Peterson refused to relinquish the microphone or ask a question, Duffy made contact with Peterson and forcefully ripped the microphone from his hands. It was at this point that Dr. Adams left the podium and abruptly ended the question and answer session, leaving many students still in line behind Peterson to ask a question.

Duffy asked not to be quoted.

"I wanted to point out numerous illogical inconsistencies [in his speech]," Peterson said. "This is a man who is a racist and who hates women. To go up there and assert that women should not be in control in their reproductive systems � and the fact that the whole title of the meaning was how to piss off feminists."

"It looked like it was going to break into something very violent," Dr. Adams said. "When I saw there was going to be a physical confrontation, I started to walk out. I'm usually tipped off about these things. I didn't get the sense there was going to be this much protest."

"I think at all of our events we are prepared for such things," said Laurie Belsito, president of the UMass Republican Club, when asked to comment on the interruptions throughout Dr. Adams' speech. "It was past his time to have the microphone in his possession."

A major point of contention for many who attended Adams' lecture was when he asked why there was a Planned Parenthood center in every black city. He also claimed that there had been 51 million abortions since Roe v. Wade had been passed in 1973.

"At least they won't have to grow up in a world with you," yelled out one member of the audience in response to Dr. Adams.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-13T00:43:00

2006-11-13T04:43:20Z

old man milburn (11:32:33 PM): NEVAR FROGET!!!!!1
NotMattDickhaut (11:32:53 PM): NEVAR!

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-07T11:53:00

2006-11-07T15:53:28Z

now i know why he stays up so late every night (3-4 am).

i went to bed around 1 last night and woke up around 2:30 to go to the bathroom and there was porno on the computer screen and a strange motion going on under the desk.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-11-06T11:53:00

2006-11-06T15:53:26Z

so in my continuing series on my shit-dumb roommate:

my friend tina told me yesterday that she was walking back to her room thursday night when she encountered my roommate, michael. michael, recognizing her, said:

"hey!......is ryan in the room?"

to which tina responded:

"you mean vinny?"
m - "yeah, yeah, vinny..."
t - "no, i think hes at the library."
m - "oh, ok, cool."

now, firstly, i seriously do NOT care whether or not that asshole knows my name or not. i'm just really confused as to HOW he could forget it. my name is on the fucking door. he opens it up 5 times a day and has to look directly at the nametags "Vincent" and "Michael". assuming he knows his own name is michael, there would be only one other logical choice.

SECONDLY, the only reason he wanted to know if i was in the room or not was so that he could beat off. EVERY SINGLE fucking time i come back to the room, the shade is drawn, (which makes the room fucking stuffy) and he is sitting at his computer, slumped over the way a teenage boy would when his mom comes to check on him at the computer and he is watching porn and has a mini-chubby. also, the room always smells like sex-sweat. and i'm pretty sure hes a virgin.

wtf?

2006-11-05T23:02:37Z

THIS IS A NEAR MINT COPY OF A CLASSIC SCREAM CORE ALBUM. MINERAL'S THE POWER OF FALLING. COMES WITH ORIGINAL INSERT. EMO FANS SHOULD NOT MISS THIS. 1995 CRANK RECORDS .

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-10-26T23:55:00

2006-10-27T03:57:16Z

you CANNOT have a halloween party without a Misfits soundtrack. without the misfits (hell, id even take just danzig), its just a costume party.

ATTN: RINNIE

2006-10-26T02:56:03Z

so in my continuing updates of my moronic roommate:

I JUST FOUND OUT HES A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN.

SIQQQQQQ

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-10-22T23:23:00

2006-10-23T03:23:52Z

apparently, (according to my roommate), if Hitler was in a "youth rock band," it would sound exactly like Sick Of It All.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-10-12T17:40:00

2006-10-12T21:46:57Z

Before someone is allowed to own and use a cell phone, they should be FORCED to take a cell phone etiquette course.

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-10-03T16:26:00

2006-10-03T20:26:16Z

So Karma has finally caught me....

everyone who is my friend in present times knows how much my roommate sucks. he plays his OWN shitty band over and over and over and over for hours listening to slight nuances that may, or may not, make it suck just a tiny bit less. either way, his fine tuning does nothing. the music is terrible. considering this, and many other bad qualities he has, he is definitely the worst roommate ive ever had.

anyone who has been my friend since 2004 knows about my second worst roommate, will. he played his shitty music over and over and over for hours, including playing it live on guitar. yes, a continuous ten second guitar riff that he would play for a solid two hours. ive often pondered, "how could i get stuck with two different roommates, both of whom are musicians and claim to be 'punk' and yet, each one (as well as their bands) sucks harder than the last?!?"

i also made the mistake (in a bad movie sense) of asking myself, "how could this be any worse???"

SO:

i came home from work a little early today, hoping to get a headstart on some homework i have due tomorrow, and when i open the door....

my current roommate mike and will are standing in my room going over music they plan on making TOGETHER. thats right. they are combining their powers to make (im sure of it) an even suckier band. and they are going to both be over here jamming and hanging out.

i cannot fucking wait to graduate.

ROOMMATE DUMBASS QUOTE UPDATE:

"is this guy singing about chimmy changas?"
-on the slumlords
"i cant wait to make a band someday that like is like wicked intense and like has like parts like this and ill like sing about getting fast food. (breaks into maniacal laughter)"
-again on the slumlords

oldmanmilburn @ 2006-10-02T23:24:00

2006-10-03T03:25:38Z

"did his mom forget to make his peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning and he threw a temper tantrum??"

-my roomate, on orchid. completely serious. get me the fuck out.

Punker / Emo Kid

2006-08-21T16:34:52Z

Some guys have no qualms with wearing ladies jeans. Some ladies do not feel strange wearing men's shirts. No, these fashionable men and women are not suffering from gender confusion, they are actually just a part of a curious movement of young kids that referred to as "emo." Emo, stemming from the word 'emotional' (some say is a great synonym for 'whiny.')
In the early 21st century, emo kids of our generation could be found at Dashboard Confessional concerts and Hot Topic stores across the nation. As the faction increased, far whinier bands, such as the likes of the world's most depressing musician Conor O'Berst (a.k.a. Bright Eyes), were introduced to the apathetic American youth.
Today at UMass, your average emo kid is probably pretty dispersed amongst the masses. One important thing to recognize about the emo revolution is that most emos spend so much time trying to be original, it is a rare occasion that you ever see two in the same room.